Swan Dive: Dissertation Summary [Satire]

by Beauchamp Art

If you care for a synopsis of my dissertation; place your computer on the floor with the screen facing upwards, take a few steps backwards, then initiate a standing swan dive directly into the monitor, then describe the sensation of attempting to read whatever was on the screen as you felt your face quickly plummeting towards it and the resulting damage to the machine and your body, and contemplate which you feel is more significant (once you have finished picking bits of computer out of your teeth, re-centred your nose, and dusted the glass out of your eyes).

That is the Information Overload.